I don’t have much to say today. That leaves me with one option.
This restroom sink and I are not friends. Whoever designed it obviously never washed their hands after using the bathroom, because it is basically non-functional. Or maybe they had baby hands. Or maybe I just have extraordinarily large mitts and am also completely uncoordinated. When I use this sink, this...
...is the inevitable result. I wash, then walk out, leaving the floor looking like I'm a man with devastatingly bad aim. Which I'm not (either item).