You are living the glamorous lifestyle of the not-so-rich-and-famous artist,
You’re taking out the garbage when a dumpster diver at the lot across the way sees you and hollers, “You want some lightbulbs?” and your response is, “Why yes. Yes I do. Thank you.”
The day will come that you have to move your studio, and you will spend an afternoon testing halogen lamps.
But you’ll be happy doing it!